New Christmas Pun Greeting Cards

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

Bubbly Af...jk! Mess With The Tapioca, Get Tapio-cut! Boba tea is a delicious treat, but careful, they've got balls. boba balls tapioca balls cute but.

Ayyeeee, why not invite my friend the clicker to the party? I promise he's a pretty FUNGI! But, no, seriously... don't get to close to them they like to bite.

Here at Kirby's we serve the best sandwiches your heart desires, so come on down to Kirby's! Kirby and food lovers will enjoy this cheerful logo fusion!

Anti-Social Butterfly. Show you're not so much a fan of other people with this homebody inspired design.

The other guys just don't get it, we click. We're Instant soulmates babe. *Click* *click* Celebrate Valentines with your signifcant other and let everyone know how clickly y'all are!

The Apawcalypse is nigh! Celebrate our turbilent world with this cute kitty who's already raising up her own ruckus!

Motherfluffer. An expression for the ages. Show off your sassy cattitude with this funny cat design!

I love you so boba much, more than all the tapioca bubbles in the world! Show your love of Boba as a sweet gesture with this cute boba design!

I love you so boba much, more than all the tapioca bubbles in the world! Show your love of Boba as a sweet gesture with this cute boba design!

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Lets be honest -- a few of us have either heard or uttered these words. By the end of it, it's usually met with slight regret wether on the recieving end or not... however in this circumstance "just the tip" may have vividly varying results! Get this cheeky design for someone you swoon over!

That's right - I'm wet Daddy, from my head to my webbed toes ;))))) Get a laugh out of friends with this humorous froggie tee!

This Iconic haunting figure has a sweet side -- whats this? You walked 50 miles just for me... A h-heart? Uhhh, that's kinda gross bro... keep away! W-What the-- help! Ahhh!

You've noodled your way into my heart!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

Call me the glizz with the rizz! Glizzy rizzler!

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I would say I heart you, but my willy is bigger! A cute penis design that is perfect as a cheeky gift!

You're the onion to my heart, the scum to my swamp, the mud to my bath. I'm all Ogre you. A great valentines gift for lovers of this iconic movie figure!

I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Kittens are unpredictable fluff balls of randomness, such as this move I call, the great "purramid". A real punny deisgn for cat lovers and animal lovers alike!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

You Make Me A Happy Capy! If your significant other has capybara energy, then this is the perfect design for them! Show you love for these cute creatures and your partner!

Get swole with this humorous paleo pun. Quetzalcoaltus, arguable one of the most iconic and largest flying reptile to ever take to the skies. Paelo nerds and gym rats alike will love this punny design!

Masquerade! Paper kittens on parade. Show your love for cats and musicals with this Phantom of the Opera Cat shirt. This shirt features an illustration of a cute kitten in the Phantom's Mask and the phrase "Phantom of the Opurra.

Show off your love of cats and your hatred of being touched by weirdos with this cat lover's, pet owner's, feminist inspired, sassy shirt! Let the world know that you do NOT want to be touched!

Spread your love and honk it from the rooftops, for your goosey love is true! Honky Valentine's Day all, from all of us a LookHuman, to you~!

What really lurks beneath the deep blue sea? Monsters? Krakens? Nay, there be Pizza out there! Beware. Nothing goes quite well with a moive than a pizza, this parody mashup is for lovers of both food and movies!

What really lurks beneath the deep blue sea? Monsters? Krakens? Nay, there be Pizza out there! Beware. Nothing goes quite well with a moive than a pizza, this parody mashup is for lovers of both food and movies!